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Dear CrimsonMage,

If you want to get on Discord purely to shout at us all for being such terrible people, then we would understand.

Yours sincerely,

Sruixan

What if I'm not CrimsonMage, but want to get on Discord to shout at you all for being such terriblefantastic people?

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My Japanese is the text of the Iroha, a poem, if that changes your judgement

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Good to know! Then my ruling stands.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: SRUIX IS VERY PROBABLY A MILK WASTER

AM NOT

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ONCE SRUIXAN WASTED SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY SIX BOTTLES OF MILK AND THAT'S TERRIBLE

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Sruixan, stop wasting milk.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of Being and ideal Grace.
I love thee to the level of everyday's
Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight.
I love thee freely, as men strive for Right;
I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints,—I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life!—and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death.

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Just think of how many cakes you could make with seven hundred and thirty-six bottles of milk.

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ONCE SRUIXAN WASTED SEVEN HUNDRED AND THIRTY SIX BOTTLES OF MILK AND THAT'S TERRIBLE

THATS AS MANY AS FOUR ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHT FOURS!

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