Post making contest 3.0

What if I were to surrender to the Space Consortium?

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I'm going back to giving a single hint for each rule like Kaynato's ruleset around 50 pages ago because that's when I made this ruleset. Nothing here should take years to figure out, but what do I know, maybe I've accidentally made the worst rule ever. So, without further ado, the five rules!

Rule 1: Creativity
Rule 2: Two-Faced
Rule 3: Matrix
Rule 4: Give Up
Rule 5: Balderdash

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g0m

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Įįę

Joy!

Sorrow.

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There is no spoon.

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pa-da-bah-bah-bah... i'm lovin' it

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THE GREYHOUND jumps over THE DOG FOX SWIFTLY.

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(I had to step away for a bit and there are a lot of posts, so I'll leave you the ones I've graded already and continue working on the rest, which will be in my next post).