Post making contest 3.0

PeanutButterChocolateBar MotherFucker

Passes no rules

Oneiric

Passes 2 and 5

aaaaa

Passes no rules

You know what it's time for?

/‎m‎e slides qwerx3 one whole dollar.

"You know, this post passes every rule, right?"

This post passes no rules

Enough gerrymandering!

*slides qwerx3 TWO dollars*

this post passes the laws of physics.

*slides qwerx3 another dollar*

don't tell anyone i said that

Cool, a dollar more buys you passing rule 1

This is update #155.

The Mongolian Space Consortium rolled its keshiks into London purely so that I could rename it to Lubrication, and that's all you need to know about how our game went.

(I may well have claimed victory had we played it out, but only two out of six of us were in any position to win, hence we gave up)

End of message.

passes no rules

I do not know rule 1.

passes no rules

*slides qwerx3 TWO dollars*

Well, look at mister moneybags over here. Two whole dollars.

passes no rules