Post making contest 3.0

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

Sorry to say but that's not even what Rule 4 is, and I'd guess we'll need a better understanding of Rule 4 to pass it alongside all the other rules.

It seems like all pangrams pass, but there are non-pangrammic posts that also pass, such as #6057, #6134, or #6169.

This post passes rules 1.

Oh are you serious 6134 wasn't a pangram? Uh, that doesn't pass 4, sorry. 6057 still passes rule 4 though.

Well then.

I wrote "jumped" instead of "jumps" so that it wouldn't have an s in it, like 6057 didn't.

Yes, I missed that, my apologies. This post passes none of the rules.