Post making contest 3.0

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

This post passes none of the rules!

wow, mom, abcdefghijklnpqrstuvxyz

This post passes rule 4.

Okay, seriously though. Does anyone know what any of the rules are? Rule 4 is probably "Must contain every letter of the alphabet" but I really have no idea what any of the others are.

Sorry to say but that's not even what Rule 4 is, and I'd guess we'll need a better understanding of Rule 4 to pass it alongside all the other rules.

It seems like all pangrams pass, but there are non-pangrammic posts that also pass, such as #6057, #6134, or #6169.

This post passes rule 1.

Oh are you serious 6134 wasn't a pangram? Uh, that doesn't pass 4, sorry. 6057 still passes rule 4 though.

᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎᠎

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

Here is sentence one.
This is the second sentence.
You will find sentence three here.

This post passes rule 2.

'0 w0'

wow mom wow

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This is update #147.

We didn't have enough people for Civ tonight after all, so we played Minecraft instead. I have not played Minecraft in years, so things like different types of rocks and tall flowers were somewhat jarring, but it was surprisingly good fun! We got as far as mining obsidian, then started dicking around. I made an underground swimming pool and lined it with granite for no particular reason. It was great.

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the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

This post passes rule 4.

Erratum 3: see above (regarding 6134); judgement post has been edited to reflect this.