loather instead of sai for moderator of hawkspace

*writes Loather's name on a 2-year old birthday card*

*tears it off and kisses it 2.3 times*

*puts it in a circle drawn with ginger and allspice*

*recites the opening to Twilight in German*

*puts it in a shoebox with exactly one Doc Marten*

*puts shoebox in ballot box*

*burns ballot box*

The Rite is Completed. Hail Loather!