Post making contest 3.0

This is update #149.

I forgot I had to eat until I had two bars of hunger left. All the pigs were on top of a plateau, which I had to climb up, so by that point I had only half a bar of hunger remaining and was thus too drained to chase them properly. Cue the Yakety Sax as I'm running around waving my stone sword, on the verge of starving, being outmatched by a bunch of clueless pigs.

I survived. Obviously.

I really don't like this land at all. It's so barren. I'd love a good cliff to cut my home into, yeah, but I'd like some grass beneath it. Trees too. Didn't see any until I legged it to the coast come sunset. Again, hole in the wall for tonight. Maybe I'll find some iron - that'll be nice. I've got two stacks of coal and no iron to cook with 'em...

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sruix i'm concerned

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This is update #151.

I eventually mustered up the courage to keep digging and stuck to some Diorite, on the grounds that it couldn't betray me, and sure enough found some more iron. Result!

My plan for today was thus: chop a few of the trees outside, then hug the coast until I found something less depressing that I could potentially make a home out of.

What actually happened: I chopped the trees, then fell in a cave. I picked some mushrooms there, found some more iron, considered going deeper then chickened out, and then spent a minute or two figuring out how to get out. Then I followed the coast for about twenty seconds, after which time I tried to climb a hill to get a better grasp of where I was going, saw a pretty flower, ran towards it and promptly fell in a sinkhole. Upon getting out, I was completely disorientated, so I ran through a spruce forest (collecting more mushrooms) until I hit water again, then followed it west until I found my second night hole again. I'm in it now, for night three. The prospect of there being a stronghold nearby is terrifying.

I need a more permanent home soon. My inventory pretty much full of increasingly unnecessary crap.

(also you missed #6145 & #6146)

(and Ix you probably ought to be concerned if I'm honest)

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