Breakfast Time

Dude that thing is going to give you more eyes straight up okay.

> Realize that all the mutations probably gave you cancer in multiple spots.

You know what? No! Enough of this! Enough of these potions, enough of slowly turning yourself into a tiny idiot dragon, and enough of this nonsense! You just wanted to have some breakfast, not all of this stupidity. You have better things to do than screw around in a wizard's supply room!

Plus, you probably will have to see a doctor even if you become human again. Who knows what horrible side-effects this stuff has that you aren't even aware of?

STUPID STUPID STUPID

Maybe you ought to check up back in the cage room for anything useful.

A much better idea! There were some bottles right up there that you didn't have a chance to look at. Maybe they'll be able to help you rather than covering you with eyes or giving you like twenty arms or any other asinine garbage.



Well, they're not exactly labeled. Maybe these papers will conveniently help you out.



You're not sure who Stan is, but apparently you're not the only one who's been in this situation. Well, whatever. If Stan works for that wizard, he can deal with polymorphing. You've got better things to do, such as find some clothes, drink this potion, and get the hell out of here.

Out of curiosity, you check out the other paper.



Ugh. What is this? This isn't how to fill out a quarterly report at all. It sickens you just to look at it.

...Wait. Magitek Corp... Significant losses... Buying out...



That son of a bitch! All this time, you thought the lost profits were just some random fluke in the market, perhaps a sign of an economic depression or something. But no, all this time it was that wizard! You had never even heard of WizCo a month ago, and none of this time have you really paid any attention to them! This is a bigger deal than just turning you into a stupid lizard thing or stealing your breakfast cereal.

This shit just.

Got.

CORPORATE.