Sai for Moderator of Hawkspace

Listen here, you sissies. These shitposts may be twice as shitty as they were when we started, but your average user is as bored and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become bitter and - let's face it - crazy over the years. Face facts - once I set myself up as moderator, I'll harvest our shitposts for memes, and I'll go into people's topics at night and wreck up the place! ARRROOOOOO!!