Post making contest 3.0

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This post passes no rules!

aks is real tired

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

Back five ghost loom pride quiz waxy

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

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This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Note: That was my attempt to fail rule 1 so hard that it loops back around into passing. I don't think it will work, and it probably wouldn't have passed had I done the opposite, but I had to try because it makes a great shitpost for the shitpost making contest.

This post passes no rules!

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This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

aaaswwwear

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

perhaps

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

perhaps

Nevermind. I tried seeing if you needed to edit the post for it to pass (I remember the 1st clue post was edited, and I believe some mention of the tag at the bottom when you edit a post wouldn't count for organization and such was there), but I just saw that the 2nd clue wasn't edited in any way shape or form. Ah well.

This post passes no rules!

This is update #141.

aang humps a nest

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This post passes rule 5.

This is update #142

This guy smells the corn.

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This post passes rule 5.