Post making contest 3.0

It's been about a full day since the last hint for rule one, so please have another one or two. As I did last time, I will provide a compliant post for you to scrutinize here and there. So pick it apart, vivisect it, and hopefully put it back together again, faster, better, stronger, and passing more rules or do not. Well, I say that, but in all likelihood you'll just have to construct a completely new post from scratch once you figure out what is going on here like this.

I have considered a number of further hints beyond just giving exemplars, and we will see moving forward whether those are needed immediately or thereafter.

As ever, God bless you, and God bless the Post Making Contest meme generation squad.

This post passes no rules!