Post making contest 3.0

First sentence. Second sentence. Third sentence. Fourth sentence. This sentence has more words than the previous sentences. Sixth sentence. Seventh sentence. This sentence is a little longer than the previous sentence.

This post passes rule 5.

First sentence. Second sentence. Third sentence. Fourth sentence. This sentence has more words than the previous sentences. Sixth sentence. Seventh sentence. Eighth sentence. This is the last sentence.

This post passes rule 5.

Let me just say that the [noparse][noparse][/noparse] tag is really fun to use, so please grade my great use of it, Akumu.

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

Yeah, I know it's probably not going to pass rule 1, and even if it does, I have no clue how to use that, but putting every single tag in a [noparse][/noparse][/noparse] was totally worth it.

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

It's been about a full day since the last hint for rule one, so please have another. As I did last time, I will provide a compliant post for you to scrutinize. So pick it apart, vivisect it, and hopefully put it back together again, faster, better, stronger, and passing more rules. Well, I say that, but in all likelihood you'll just have to construct a completely new post from scratch once you figure out what is going on.

I have considered a number of further hints beyond just giving exemplars, and we will see moving forward whether those are needed.

As ever, God bless you, and God bless the Post Making Contest.

This post passes rule 1.