Post making contest 3.0

One sentence. Two sentences.

This post passes rules 2, 3, and 5.

Above post should pass rule two.
This post should also pass it.
Because this sentence has six words.
And this post has six sentences.
Once I finish writing them, anyways.
Here is the last sentence lubrication.

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

This whole thread is a life sentence #incarcerateit0/10

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

petition to replace g0ms opening post with 'abandon all hope ye who enter here'

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

i remember the last time i felt joy

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

You have been tricked.

The wool has been pulled over your eyes. You have been double dealt and played for a fool. Whether you have been swindled or misled, bamboozled or hoodwinked, the fact remains that you have been taken in and taken for a ride. Someone has deceived you, defrauded you, and deluded you by linking you to this thread. You believed that you were being linked to one thing, but instead you have been linked here. It was this thread to which you have been linked instead of the website that you thought that you were visiting. The reason for this is that you have been caught and thrown by a hoax.

Whether you feel flabbergasted by how you've been flimflammed or dumbfounded by how you've been duped, rocked by how you've been rooked or confounded by how you've been conned, now that you've been outwitted into visiting this thread, you must post to admit that you have been set up and had one put over you.

This post passes none of the rules!

If there hasn't been a post in 24 hours, I may emerge from the ocean and attack Tokyo.

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

i remember the last time i felt joy

actually no this was a lie i thought about it

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

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This post passes rule 5.

W^_OO

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

finkleberry

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

beeeeees

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

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This post passes rules 2, 3 and 4.