Post making contest 3.0

Two words. Two sentences. But also more? Five sentences total! Will it pass?

This post passes rule 5.

/‎‎m‎‎e slides Akumu one whole dollar

So, 'bout that rule one. This passes, right?

This post passes rules 3 and 5.

I'm about to test whether or not the required content of your post is based off of the PREVIOUS post by reposting the rule-grading post before Akumu's rule-passing post, THEN posting the rule-passing post. I'm not actually grading any posts (although the content will be entirely accurate), so yeah.

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

So, um. I just hit World 6.

I thought the game was weird before, but now I see how wrong I was. Sausages can do more than I ever imagined.

Is this the final world? Or does it get even stranger from here? I'm not sure I want to know. But at this point, what can I do besides press on?

This post passes rule 5.

i swear there are things that i do which do not require me to have internet connectivity but when i'm not i haven't a clue what any of those are

I know! Come on, our brains.

This post passes none of the rules!

This post passes rule 2 and 5.

This post passes none of the rules!

You'll all probably need a hint for rule one. It is a tricky rule, that is for certain, and I think the chances of it being passed by random chance are quite small. The hint is this: this post being made right now passes rule one! In fact, that is the only rule that it passes, and to put a further damper on things, you almost certainly won't be able to pass rule one just by quoting this post. You'll all have to think a little harder about it! But I believe in you, and I believe that nothing will stop you from figuring out rules, if you choose it. God bless you, and God bless the Post Making Contest.

This post sadly also passes none of the rules, though it was a good thought!