Post making contest 3.0

Okay, but this post clearly passes all five rules.

No!! It passes rule 3, 4, and 5.

#relateable

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

#ladycrimes

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5 and I would like to know more.

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This post passes rules 2 and 5.

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This post passes rule 3.