Post making contest 3.0

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This post passes rules 3 and 4.

(i quick edited my post in case judging is already in process)

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

for the pots making contest:

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

lubrication

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

crudilation

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

You'll all probably need a hint for rule one. It is a tricky rule, that is for certain, and I think the chances of it being passed by random chance are quite small. The hint is this: this post being made right now passes rule one! In fact, that is the only rule that it passes, and to put a further damper on things, you almost certainly won't be able to pass rule one just by quoting this post. You'll all have to think a little harder about it! But I believe in you, and I believe that nothing will stop you from figuring out rules, if you choose it. God bless you, and God bless the Post Making Contest.

This post passes no rules!

lubrication lubricates things to make them lubricated.

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

squeaky wheel gets the grease

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.