RE: HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
06-13-2016, 10:04 PM
The babies are hatching
Oh. Ooooooh my gosh I'm so sorry that wasn't a baby at all that was actually a cabbage. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now it's all gross and spoiled.
The boat gained another sail? Huh?
"Gime come on, a paper crane, everyone knew it was going to be a paper crane, couldn't you do something cooler?"
Look here pal, buddy, bucko, you're going to take this paper crane and you're going to feel sort of luke warm but not overly excited about it, ok? ok.
The birth of man.
I have been informed that this is in fact just a digimon colored like a pokemon. Here at HawkRoost we do not approve of bootleg babies and we are so sorry that you got one. On the upside, considering it's a digimon that means your new baby will have at least 2 guns and/or nipple missiles when it grows up. Maybe more, imagine.
Look at this bb goat, she's painting like her idol! <3333333333333
Bone momma will wait 4ever for her baby. She is in no rush.
Schazer took this baby to tumblr so this baby is now tumblr. This Tumblr vaporwave baby sure seems the mysterious type.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING VAPORWAVE BABY!? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!
Oh. Ooooooh my gosh I'm so sorry that wasn't a baby at all that was actually a cabbage. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Now it's all gross and spoiled.
The boat gained another sail? Huh?
"Gime come on, a paper crane, everyone knew it was going to be a paper crane, couldn't you do something cooler?"
Look here pal, buddy, bucko, you're going to take this paper crane and you're going to feel sort of luke warm but not overly excited about it, ok? ok.
The birth of man.
I have been informed that this is in fact just a digimon colored like a pokemon. Here at HawkRoost we do not approve of bootleg babies and we are so sorry that you got one. On the upside, considering it's a digimon that means your new baby will have at least 2 guns and/or nipple missiles when it grows up. Maybe more, imagine.
Look at this bb goat, she's painting like her idol! <3333333333333
Bone momma will wait 4ever for her baby. She is in no rush.
Schazer took this baby to tumblr so this baby is now tumblr. This Tumblr vaporwave baby sure seems the mysterious type.
WHAT ARE YOU HIDING VAPORWAVE BABY!? THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW!