Post making contest 3.0

i'm not having fun any more and despite what everybody claims, i don't get the sense other people are, or are even trying, or anything, so what's the point

1. Spider - Post must contain 8 instances of the letter 'i'
2. I Palindrome I - Post must contain a palindrome of at least three words
3. Which Describes How You're Feeling - Post must contain a word that is clearly an emotion, such as 'glad' or 'anxious' or whatever. Was a bad rule because I had trouble concretely definining whether some words were emotions or not. Turns out defining 'love' is hard. Who knew?
4. My Evil Twin - Post must quote me, and alter the quote in such a way that I can still identify it. The times it was passed involved cutting out a lot of surrounding post.
5. Fingertips - Always passes. Randomizes the rule order. (because this album was meant to be shuffled) Ruined everything. Seemed like a bad idea at first, thought about it for a while, figured it wouldn't be too bad if the other rules weren't too arcane. Was apparently wrong.