Post making contest 3.0

Who dares to wake me? more than 69 sausages , swimming in the waves of your intimacy.

Passes 4

I still feel weird that I didn't notice until today (yesterday if you want to get technical) that every puzzle in Island 3 starts with the word "Cold".

I mean, I'd noticed that it was common, but every single puzzle does it.

Anyhow, I'm past all of those, and I solved a puzzle in Island 4, which brings me to 100 sausages.

From what I've seen so far, it looks like Island 4's theme is going to be hats. This is going to be fun.

Passes 3

madlibs

I was going to the __<noun>__ with __<person in room>__ when I noticed my __<noun>__ was __<adjective>__! "__<exclamation>__," they said to me, "What are you trying to do, get us __<verb, past tense>__?" I just __<verb, past tense>__ at them __<adverb>__ and said, "Every __<animal>__ has its day, friend."

Passes 1.