Post making contest 3.0

More 100% accurate filling in of these quotes. You might think they're wrong, but in fact, you would be wrong. Despite me having never heard of any of them.

1. *entirely instrumental - off to a good start, I know*
   
2. Who dares to wake me? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt , swimming in the waves of your intimacy.
   
3. Members only, hypnotizers move through the room like transfigured lemurs .
   
4. One shipment, two shipment, three shipments of beer . (note: this is the worst possible line to have occurred to me first)
   
5. Well, it's not really a half a boy. It's more like two thirds .