Post making contest 3.0

1. I'm beginning to see a, uh, point of light on the horizon. It's getting larger. I'm getting some pretty good staphylococcus .
   
2. The butts are nearly always close to the sea, in fallen boulders, old ruins, in cliffs, or at the top of a stack like this.
   
3. Most of us are tinkers, some of us tailors, and we've got candlesticks and lots of weird dogs!
   
4. *this is an instrumental album, except for the one vocal sample you know full well I can't entirely figure out*
   
5. So tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin, I promised my girlfriend I'd buy Boardwalk and win!
   
6. *this is also an instrumental album, though the artist is heard to say "Duck, duck, duck, goose!" at the start of the very first track*
   
7. Behind these two hills here, there's a pool. And when I'm swimming in through a tunnel, I pass every rule...
   
8. I think you'd remember, when you were so locked down, if you were a lumberjack in a previous life...
   
9. On the mountain's sunny side, the sunshades are all down. The Eurovision Contest is televised, it tore from Sweden to town.
   
10. You know I went to my house, wasn't nobody there but Bill Nye the Science Guy. There was trouble there was worry, Lord like the whole world could see! (note: these lyrics are sampled)
    
11. Animals with no eyes, but yet not blind. Six arms and one leg, but not alone. Standing in the light and yet unseen, wings like a penguin, tail like a squid .
    
12. There's so much I want. I have to decide what I want to do with my life. Posting memes are so dangerous! I get so tempted!
    
13. Fighting is futile but I can't concede to interior beliefs that control and deplete you, dismounting a love which has grown from beneath you, an elegant emu .
    
14. And when the moon is not quite round where can the missing bit be found? Be proud to be extraterrestrial !
    
15. Well done you! You’ve really really got the hang of it! That’s excellent stuff there! Come on, I’ll transcribe audio only pornography.
    
16. *the other instrumental album, but my favourite song has some cut-up vocalisations and a spot of near-choral singing*
    
17. From the lowly mountains, to the highest peak, my heart is singing, I can hardly leak !
    
18. Come with us to where man has never been, but to where he will go, as certain as the passing of time. Come with us to the Underground . The Asgore is waiting.
    
19. Your attention please. NBS Radio station WWVH will be relocated to the depths of hell , Detroit at zero hours Greenwich Mean Time on July 1st 1971.
    
20. I've got a flotilla that's made by NASA, the material's called Ed . I put my head on it; the shape, it moulds to my head.