Post making contest 3.0

This is update #95.

It's worth noting that I am currently shirtless. It would not take much for this to be a naked liveblog of naked ambient noise.

End of message.

Passes 2.

i mean that seems like a pretty logical progression of events...

Passes 5.

incidentally sruix guess how many posts i have in this thread

Passes 2.

This is update #96.

But I also need to make dinner soon, which means leaving this room. To do so whilst naked would probably not go down well.

Also, Herbert's gone very quiet. I'm worried.

End of message.

Passes 2 and I think 5.

This is update #97.

WHAT WAS THAT??!

THERE WAS A NOISE WHAT WAS THAT NOISE WHY IS SOMETHING STROBING NOW WHAT IS STROBING HERBERT YOU BETTER NOT BE MAKING THAT NOISE WITH YOUR BODY THAT IS NOT A HEALTHY NOISE

End of message?

Passes 3.

incidentally sruix guess how many posts i have in this thread

Is the answer, "too many"?

Passes 5.

This is update #98.

...is it 736?

End of message.

Passes 5.

This is update #100.

Ix I am declaring you illegal. You are banned. From being. Because you are the worst. At being. But you're the best. At being the worst. That is what you are best at. Being the worst. It is the worst. It is illegal. Because I say it is illegal, and this is a milestone post, so that carries weight. Thus you are illegal. You are banned from being the best at being the worst, which means you can no longer be the worst. That, I feel, is a positive outcome.

Also I now need to put a shirt on so I can go to the kitchenette and not feel awkward.

End of message.

Passes 3.

incidentally sruix guess how many posts i have in this thread

At least two.

Passes 2.

This is update #101.

Given that number, it feels appropriate to point out that I am trying to rework the m_ii_delta puzzle so that it actually solves cleanly, and consequently gamma & alpha as well I guess.

I'll keep you all posted, on both this and the music.

End of message.

Passes 1.

a memento

also sruix if i'm not allowed to be the worst any more what the heck am i gonna do with my time?

Passes 3.

This is update #102.

The second track was actually rather listenable? The third has started off bizarrely, though, so ho hum. Part of the fun is trying to figure out what's making the noises; there's some teeth brushing, some nail-clippers and some showering going on right now, I believe. Not terribly sure what the buzzing is, though.

Also Ix you will simply have to spend your time being the best. Sorry.

End of message.

Passes 5.

This is update #103.

I'm trying to preserve some of my original letter choices out of nostalgia but it's just not working out. This may mean that I can't even keep the one deduction chain that was actually reasonably well-executed. How infuriating.

End of message.

Passes 2.

This is update #104.

That is definitely not Herbert making those pained noises.

This is incredibly disquieting.

End of message.

Passes 2. And... I think 4? Maybe?

how long is this album? are you just permanently listening to naked ambience now sruix? i am extremely concerned.

This passes 1 and i'm gonna say 3.

This is update #105.

125 minutes, of which I have so far heard 89.

I too am concerned.

End of message.

Passes 3 and 5.

This is update #106.

I stopped for a moment to put the kettle on, and to take my shirt off again, because that felt right.

I'm sure you're all delighted to hear that.

End of message.

Passes 1, 3, and 5!

i'm real glad

Passes 1 and 3.

This is update #107.

I have taken an action that was previously threatened. It has so far only served to make this even more discomforting.

End of message.

Passes 1 and... probably 4.

No

NO

NO NO NO

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Passes 4.