The Big Damn Fight

“Good god DAMN,” the Abhorrent squelched. Its toes crept into its mouth. Its mouth crept onto its stomach. “There is NOTHING, and I mean sonsabitchin NOTHIN, on TV.”

Its TV was a little beat-up box, about a foot on each side. It was not plugged in.

“NOTHIN,” it repeated. It scratched its exposed breasts. Tiny scales fell onto the floor. It picked up a hank of its ragged hair and started flossing with it.

“Now see,” it said through a mouthful of hair, “I just can’t be assed to be bored for one more goddamn minute, and I mean that. I’m lookin for entertainment. I’m lookin for…. top quality primo runnin around.”

The Abhorrent’s mind, sluggish on the best of days and now currently glacial, unfolded. For several hours it perused its ancient memory for a flicker of anything interesting. With the patience of a being who has not moved over a meter in several thousand years it bypassed ball pit orgy, puppet show, and bathing.

“Hurgh,” it yawned.

It waved its spindly hand. An assistant came to its side, which was like a fuzzy slug. It flumphed.

“Borrrrred,” the Abhorrent said.

“Kill seven people,” the slug glurphed.

“Oh yes,” the Abhorrent agreed. It scratched its necks with the fervor of mild interest. “Do they have to be people?”

“They do not have to be people.”

“Nice, nice nice.”

What is this?

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SpoilerIt's a grand battle. You most likely already know what those are, but if you don't, or if you want a refresher, you can go here.

There are a few conditions to this battle. First, priority will be given to new players, but players of all experience levels are welcome to join. Second, there will be a limit of 500 words per post, and a further limit of two weeks per round. Each round will end after two weeks- no exceptions. The Abhorrent is lazy, nearsighted, and encourages you to post quickly and briefly. A few hundred words per post or less is an ideal length.

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Spoiler Name: What your character is called, if called they are.
Gender: What pronouns they use, if pronouns they use.
Color: A unique color you will use to identify your character in-text. #330033 or a similar color is not advised.
Species: The type of critter they are, or were.
Description: General physical appearance and overview of personality.
Powers & Abilities: More or less what sets your character apart; what they can do and the extent of their abilities. May include important items as well.
Biography: No need to write a novel here, but a summary of relevant events in your character's life is always useful.

Signups will remain open for one week, or until a satisfactory amount of players is reached. If you have questions, feel free to PM me or ask the community at #grandbattle on the irc. Happy writing!

CAST:

Schazer as "Princess" Peppi Nephrite- #20D876
AgentBlue as Raime Truncata- #2020B0
Gatr as III☆/Zaiza- #000069
Colby as Alexandria “Alex” Albright aka: Nova- #FF00FF
Ixcaliber as Noise- #FF0024
Bigro as William William William- #ABCDEF

The winner!
Sai as Also Wilhelm- #708090