This is gonna be the thread where we talk about stuff

Am I too late to take my own puns for a spin?
Your vision will go darks after I pun your lights out!
Nothing will hamper my Resolve!
Try all you like to fabricate any more, but you'll find my level of laundry punning is simply out of bleach.

Though, to come dry clean, I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel.

TGS, One of my favorite forum puns was one from you:

These [eye] puns are getting cornea and cornea."

HOWEVER

You and Iron going to have some words if you think I'll lint you get away with Your soggy claim of punsuperiority!

@sruix - well don't just sit there! Strap on some floaties and water crackers and go join them!