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I woke up this morning and there are ants.

The porter's first response was "oh no, not again", which was not exactly promising, and because it's a Sunday the advice is to buy a can of ant spray that the college will reimburse me for later and hold tight until they can call someone out tomorrow.

I have an exam tomorrow afternoon and ants on my desk right now. My ability to deal with this, much like my ability to deal with anything at present, is pretty much zero.