Things, and no context.

You're smurfing around the neighborhood, driving in your convertible smurf, right? And, like, you got your smurfette on the side, and when you stop at a smurf, your, like, punk-ass smurf comes out, and he starts looking at smurfette, and he says, like "Hey, you wanna come back to the smurf and maybe we smurf later?", right? And so anyway, you see that, you drive off, and you're like "I'm gonna come back for him," so what you do is go to the smurf store, and you buy a fucking smurf, and you load up that smurf, and you wait 'til that punk-ass smurf comes out of his smurf, and then when he does, and he opens that smurf, you pop a smurf.