Post making contest 3.0

It is impossible for this post to ever pass rule 4.

Why are you so down on yourself? I'm sure you could come up with something!!!

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Definition of rules.

Kaynato I am now incredibly suspicious, and not just because unsolicited compliments unsettle me.

(also you got the X and the I the wrong way round and the tea/biscuit pictures are meant to be flags down for spaces, so it's SRUIX SAYS HI, but otherwise jolly good show)

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Ah!! Thank you. I bet you're really suspicious because of the thing about Rule 4. Let me say: Rule 4 is easy once you get the hang of it. For example, this post passes rule 4.