HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite

I'm not currently in the market for sig eggs but am extremely hype to see what these hatch into

I hope they're approximately, but no more birdlike, than these birds.

The babies will follow you everywhere you need to go. A signature is just one of the places your babies can follow you. You can post them wherever you go. In the middle of your posts with no context, as a punch line at the end of your posts. Photoshop them on to your latest egg shaped or flavored meal. Build a nest on your gaiaonline page and place all your babies in it. Print out your babies and take them to work. Pull the picture of the baby out of your wallet as if it were a child you were very proud of and show it to your co workers. Become the egg you always wanted to be and hatch in to a great bird, ready to take on the world.

Actually all of those ideas are pretty bad.

Except the last one maybe.