Post making contest 3.0

Nah, it's okay, it's more that I don't think I have the mental energy and slash or time to chew on a tough ruleset at the moment, despite this being the sort of thing I would normally be most definitely down for. I can always make low-effort update posts in a bid to make potentially helpful non-contributions (see: last round) when I feel the urge to get my post-making fix, but otherwise I can't imagine I'll be of any great assistance.

tl;dr - I'm not seeing any good shitposting opportunities.

Your post passes no rules.

I suppose so, with these rules being mostly constructive. That's why I've given their 'themes' in the opening post - feel free to go with the low-effort update posts as you wish, nothing holding you back there either.

This post passes rule 4.