Post making contest 3.0

Hello, I haven't really started my day yet, woke up late and then I had an appointment.

But now I'm here and ready to... probably just make silly posts and not worry too much about the rules just yet, honestly.

Expect a bad haiku at some point soon, though.

hi!!
Haiku is more welcome than glitter text ;3
your post passes rules 3, 4 and 5.

Here's a bad haiku
I made it for you Fogel.
You're very welcome.

That's a good haiku
it passes rules 4 and 5!