Post making contest 2.0

Thing to help people escape really fast if there's a problem and everything is on fire so they decide not to go to space.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, annoyingly.

Argh, this is even more infuriating than I thought it was! When I copied it into the testing script, I figured it would pass rule 1, but it told me it didn't, so I checked with a trusted source and it too say it didn't, but an even more trustworthy source tells me it does. I know for a fact that these two sources use two slightly different definitions of the criterion behind rule 1, so I think this is a legitimate edge case that I am too drained to properly and discreetly deal with.

Sorry Sruix. :(

It's sort of funny that this is such an edge case because I thought it would be the clearest possible pass for what I thought was going on.