Post making contest 2.0

Anal Plan

lube in concert, june 1-2

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why i know i known more fun killer vespid

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how i more i known know jun attack beyond

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how i more i known know xun attack beyond

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TO BE CONTINUED

I'm so glad rules are finished forever.

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This was a good round everybody. Back to Rules Hell then I guess.

Shy I more I knows sky beyond pink.

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Imagine how is touch the sky.

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Box a jazz, I quick jab attack beyond

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can I just like

not judge any of that

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Realtalk: I'm 100% good if you wanna just say nope to all posts made under the coup round. This particular bad decision was an act of stress relief more than an act of spite.

I don't begrudge you the coup round at all that was bloody hilarious. However, I can't help but think that there's some useful information to be gleamed from posts made therein, and it is technically my duty to judge the posts made in my round (read: I DUG THIS HOLE/GRAVE), so I imagine I'll be doing them a block at a time as a backlog, like above. I've even generously highlighted the interesting results so that they're not missed in the dense pink blob! Anyway, this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.