Post making contest 2.0

A clause then another clause

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

A clause, then another clause

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. Way to go Wheat!

I can do it! I'll do it! It's going to be done by me! We will do it! Yeah!!!

Thus post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5, in addition to making me question whether I overuse exclamation marks.

EDIT: I said the above post broke rule 2 and I was wrong it super obviously doesn't. Whoops!

Thanks ixcaliber! You're great!

No, wheat, you're great! Cue corny laugh track, fade to black etc. Meanwhile the post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.