Post making contest 2.0

it seems like just yesterday that ixcaliber was only a day younger

Extremely flattering, but it still breaks 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

Wheat is doing a real good job. Don't let the fact that this breaks 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 put you off Wheat!

There's a possibility that I might have confused everyone with early rule 1 judgements. Really they were edge cases that forced me to make some adjustments on the fly and now this is a semi serious search to find an answer I wanna offer a hint. So the thing is those posts were in a situation where they couldn't have passed rule one due to circumstances so they got an auto pass. It's no longer the case, every post has the potential to do so now. Just try to avoid drawing false positives from them.

This passes one and four by the way.

Confirming this breaks 2, 3 and 5. (ps this post is rule 4 compliant)