Post making contest 2.0

If at any point anyone needs a hint on the rules just let me know. Just so we're clear there is a significant spike in difficulty regarding rules one and two. Hardly as tough as Sruix's rules but they're not rule three easy put it that way.

This post breaks rules 1 and 2.

Pup

puppurs

spups

pups

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5. I'd totally just give you a pass here but what if someone just said 'pretend i passed rule 4?' what kind of precedent would i be setting?

Sruix, pretend Akumu passed rule 4.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5 (dogs not weird enough).

This post breaks rules 1 and 4. I'd say so yeah, but not that that relates to the rules in any way of course.