Post making contest 2.0

This post breaks rules 1 and 4.

This post breaks rules 1 and 4.

pretend i'm doing the text thing

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5. I'd totally just give you a pass here but what if someone just said 'pretend i passed rule 4?' what kind of precedent would i be setting?

This post breaks rules 1 and 4 and it's a little borderline on 5 but i'll give it to you.