Post making contest 2.0

now I hold

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tight folksongs to bellow

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5, whilst expressing an extremely relatable sentiment.

OH WHAT THE FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BURN THIS THREAD TO THE GROUND

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, whilst also expressing an extremely relatable sentiment.

I worked so hard on that post Sruixan

I can tell! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Sruixan it was a masterpiece

It isn't quite, though! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

akumu gets a "close enough" win

It really is shockingly close! Thematically speaking, Akumu was only 0.166 points away from winning (he says, giving a complete non-hint). This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Okay so at least I am pretty sure I know what Rule 5 is.

That's good to hear! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, though.

I CAN'T BELIEVE AKUMU WON, THE CONTEST IS OVER AND SRUIXAN IS DEAD NOW.

Two of those three statements are false, if you interpret "dead" to mean "in bed". This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

how i more i known know fun attack beyond

This post breaks rule 4!

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This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

anal pan

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