Post making contest 2.0

inky

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blinky

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it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

I support this meme, but this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

I know I didn't need to bold that, but I figured, why not.

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it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

Wait, that's a new meme?

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screaming into the endless void has been popular for a while i admit but it's only now that it has attained coveted meme status

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Fremp: The Other Weird Dog

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i have just signed legislation outlawing sruixan

Rule 6 commences in 10 minutes

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. In 10 minutes time, I will be in bed, so I guess that counts as "outlawing" me?

i swear to god wheat if you're gonna launch a coup don't do so with innaccurate terminology, rule 6 is the secret no flattery rule. if you're gonna depose sruix at least call it operation rules heaven or something cool like that

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst being factually accurate. If come the end of this, however, we introduce the secret rule 7 of "sruix is never allowed to run a ruleset ever again", then that would be fine by me...

Flattery is a violation of secret rule six.

here's the evidence: rule six is a classic post making contest backburner meme circa page 4

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How about, Operation Buckle Up Mother Fuckers?

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Anyway, goodnight all! Don't stress yourselves too much whilst I'm asleep...