Post making contest 2.0

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abc d efgh i jjjkl abc

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abc d efgh i jjjkk kab

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abc d efgh i jjjjj abc

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abc d efgh h jjjjj abb

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abc d efgh i jklmn abcde

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special

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*nods slowly*

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Now I know a known snowball

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sad snowball

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Now I ball a blown snowball

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All I snow a blown snowball

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Now a sbnk a knobs snowbank

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