Post making contest 2.0

IAmProcrastinatingRealBadRightNow

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yx

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yxw

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yxwv

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yxwvu

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yxwvut

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yxwvutsr

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yxwvutsrq

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THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO BED

GOODNIGHT EVERYONE

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【甲乙丙】

You'll be pleased to hear that Google thought this was Icelandic at first, and that this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. You could probably argue with me about 4, if you knew what it was.

goodnight sruix

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yxwvutsrqpon

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yxwvutsrqponm

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Thanks, Ix. I really wanted to know if those worked.

I HAD A THEORY TO GET US OUT OF SRUIX HELL. Granted, not much of a theory, but still the start of one.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst making me incredibly curious.

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yxwvutsrqponmlk

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sorry kieros this is important work

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yxwvutsrqponmlkji

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Wha t is.y o ur.th eory?____

I frankly can't remember if I was letting people get away with this, but what the heck; this post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

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How t fuck she passg rulesfive?

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now i stop: a task's complete. my conscience is clear

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zyxwvutsrqponm

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now i stop: a task's complete. my conscience is clear

Well mine sure as hell fucking isn't.

This unnecessarily rude post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, and yes I am sure about that.

Vow funk by chips

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This is driving everyone apart by pulling them into a roiling vertex of abominable tortures, don't you see? It feels like we are being pulled together but this is destroying the good relationships between us all.

Even now, the evil seed of what has been done germinates inside us.

Participation leads to treachery, to evil, to wickedness.

I'm outta here.

This post, while admirable in sentiment, breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Bow I ship. I funky cow.

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Vow I, "Pops, I Sniff Sky Bunch."

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Now I know I offer something on ambled

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Now I know a fremp yet

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Now I know I known

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Now I know I known now

This post breaks rule 5. If only you could get Kíeros to tell you what was going on...

buffy

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puppy

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bushy

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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I should also note that lubrication has thrown a wrench in the works

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. I can't remember if you were in Discord at the time, but I do recall not being able to tell at first glance whether or not "lubrication" passed rule 2. Trust me, it does.

beyone

Welcome back. This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

beyond

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I should also note that lubrication has thrown a wrench in the works

no, no, you use lubrication to get a wrench out of the works

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@3853: I accept that innocence is

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what this here gabber can attain!

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In general, I bear no opinions, because

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reasons. Vote: Shredded (mostly since I can)

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this here gabber

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I that is what here can! In, I no, because.

Vote:

(mostly I)

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5. This is getting repetitive.

accept innocence beyond this gabber attain! general, bear opinions, reasons.

Shredded

(since can)

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bow

This post breaks rules 1, 4 and 5. Finally, a different judgement!

jd

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batch

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5. I should like to point out that this window is now lagging something fierce. This is just that big a post.

this image passes rules A, E, I, O, and U! congratulations!!!

posting the rules...

and here we have ah fuck

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jd

salinger

chuck him in the zero-g sea of tranquility and he's jd saliner

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst eliciting an audible groan.

Heads up: judgements will be getting less frequent over this weekend and most definitely for the first half of next week. It would not surprise me if we were still going halfway through next week, but I can see a way forward through which this ends reasonably soon. That would be nice.