Post making contest 2.0

Now I know a thing yes

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Now I know a thing now

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Bad a them I guess for

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b

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Dog! I love a doggy, yes.

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c

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d

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e

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f

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g

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One a four a three six

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h

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i

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j

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k

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l

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m

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o

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IX MUST BE STOPPED

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i do not know how to spell the alphabet before you ask

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n

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p

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q

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r

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s

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t

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u

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I am suffering in a real and permanent way

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v

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w

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x

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y

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We made it!

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omega

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Thank god the alphabet is over

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Finally! That took forever.

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Ω

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ω

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