RE: Hiccups (Text)
06-26-2012, 05:45 AM
(06-26-2012, 12:16 AM)Chwoka Wrote: »The flavor of the month.
(06-26-2012, 01:00 AM)MrGuy Wrote: »The Mystery Flavor.
Glancing at the ice cream tubs, you notice one labeled "FLAVOR OF THE MONTH: MYSTERY FLAVOR". Well, that seems like it might work. Given the emergency going on, you just grab the tub and scoop the ice cream right into the vendor's mouth.
A few minutes later, there's a big mess of melted ice cream and cooled-down lava around the volcano. Looks like you did it! Everyone cheers, in between their constant hiccups.
But wait. Your new connection to the volcano tells you that something is wrong. Quickly, you rush towards it; everyone follows you, wondering what your hurry is.
As you approach the crater, a winged demon flies out and laughs. Your volcano-god senses tell you that this is Hiccuptor, the Demon of Hiccups, and he is responsible for the chronic hiccups that plague your existence.
You kind of wish they'd told you that sooner. But then Hiccuptor speaks.
"At last! I am free!" he cackles. "Now nothing can stop me from spreading the curse of permanent hiccups across this world!"
You hiccup angrily. Hiccuptor is ultimately responsible for all the suffering you've been through today. You have to stop him now, before this hiccup plague gets any worse!
So what's the plan?