Post making contest 2.0

Lax a laws I could make inapt.

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Oh I'm sorry, I meant

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Lax a laws I could mage snake.

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abcon

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Victory is mine, victory is mine, great day of the morning people, victory is mine.

I drink from the keg of glory, bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.

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