Post making contest 2.0

sruix you are the fucking opposite of helpful

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, whilst being factually accurate.

Are you just saying that non-alphabetic characters don't matter?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

wait hang on non-alphabetic characters don't matter?

what the heck is this sudden revelation?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

now i know

This post breaks rule 5.

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This post breaks rules 3 and 5, I guess.

LUBR1C4T1ON

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

HINT: you may wish to look at the original "take this hint" post, then re-read the bit where you started working properly on rule 5, about halfway down page 167.