Post making contest 2.0

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ab

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Can I join a space consortia? We accept every one!

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abc

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abcd

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abcde

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abcdef

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aks you gotta stop

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abcdefgh

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abcdefghi

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abcdefghij

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i implore someone to make aks stop this

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abcdefghijk

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AKS MUST BE STOPPED

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abcdefghijkl

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, which we already knew.

abcdefghijklm

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 3, WHICH WE ALSO ALREADY KNEW.

abcdefghijklmn

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abcdefghijklmno

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aks you're literally killing me right now

this is a murder

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abcdefghijklmnop

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abcdefghijklmnopq

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aks i see you had to edit one did you forget how to spell the alphabet?

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abcdefghijklmnopqr

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abcdefghijklmnopqrs

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *muffled wailing*

abcdefghijklmnopqrs

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *frantic sobbing*

I AM SO SORRY IX

THIS IS ALL MY FAULT

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, though is no longer factually accurate.

abcdefghijklmnopqrst

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *distressed groaning*

SRUIX WHAT DID YOU DO

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstu

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *panicked yelling*

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuv

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *dejected screeching*

This is distress log #3.

This is happening.

Look at this shit.

End of message.

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvw

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aks i know my post count in this thread is very impressive and it's easy to be jealous of me but please stop

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwx

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *tortured crying*

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *miserable bawling*

AKS YOU'RE POSTING FASTER THAN I CAN JUDGE YOU

AND LET'S BE CLEAR, I AM JUDGING YOU

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abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. *inconsolable weeping*

everyone is judging you aks

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A

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haha nah I'm just kidding

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AKS YOU MADE ME LITERALLY SCREAM

I THINK THE PEOPLE ON THE BALCONY MAY HAVE SOME CONCERNS

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oh man what a fun trick to play, imagine if someone had actually posted the alphabet one letter at a time that sure would be ridiculous and terrible, you almost had me fooled there aks

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I will learn so many things

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4 and 5 - I nearly called it out for being false, but I guess it does pass rule 1 so in that respect you've learnt something? I guess...

oh man what a fun trick to play, imagine if someone had actually posted the alphabet one letter at a time that sure would be ridiculous and terrible, you almost had me fooled there aks

IT WAS MORE "OH GOD IS AKS GOING TO DO IT FOR THE CAPITAL LETTERS NOW"

BECAUSE EURGH

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no

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someone arrest this individual

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I will learn so many things

i doubt it, if nothing else post making contest has proved that we never learn

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. HOW MANY TIMES?!

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. AND, GUESS WHAT? NOT OKAY! AT ALL!

this is what cyberbullying looks like in the year 2016

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst being INCREDIBLY FACTUALLY ACCURATE OH MY GOD

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4 AND I HATE THE FACT IT PASSES RULE 5 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KAYNATO

MORE LIKE KAY-NO-TO

PLEASE

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i can't believe sruixan is dead!

I LEGITIMATELY AM THOUGH

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I NEED TO MAKE SOME TEA BEFORE I EVEN ATTEMPT TO JUDGE KAYNATO'S NEXT FEW POSTS HANG ON

PLEASE BE PATIENT

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO BE

OTHERWISE, I DUNNO, FUCKING GOOGLE "how to be a decent human being" OR SOMETHING