Post making contest 2.0

Take this hint for rule five.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Here's something funny that I noticed just now:

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This would break rules 2, 3 and 5.

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This would break rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

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This would break rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.