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Honestly, if you think you need to ask other people that, you're either very definitely not or most certainly are.
No, of course not! I was, um, checking to see if I could get to Narnia through here. Obviously.
Oh gosh yes. They're horrific.
Twice; once when I was young and then once more a few years ago, by sheer bad luck.
That is what I was going to ask you after those last two questions, yes.
I'm answering silly questions from a song nobody's heard of whilst I'm meant to be revising. On the other hand, you don't exist. I guess that makes it a tie?
Because my sleep schedule's fucked.
Way too long.
Green's functions for semi-linear elliptic equations.
By the door, next to your bag.
I care!
I know, right? All the intelligent people seem to have somehow ended up on our side...
No, it belongs to me.
I am, but I wish I wasn't.
I prefer the beard, honestly.
That's one of those questions I don't think humanity will ever establish a definite answer for. Computers won't have a clue.
Shoving up your arse, at this rate.
hahahahahaha don't get me started
They presumably belong to the council, so I wouldn't touch them if I were you.
Sort of? It makes me quite uncomfortable, actually. I tend to use scissors instead.
It doesn't have to mean anything. It can just be.
No, you're really not.
Normally, yes, but I've just had one. Strawberry, if you're curious.
I actually do! It belonged to my great-great-grandfather, though my dad has one he used to use at work...
Oh, that's just John. He's like that. He fell out a window once and has never lived it down.
It arrived yesterday. It's really awesome!
I really don't like initiating conversations, okay?
I never had it in the first place. I'd have probably memorised it otherwise.
Again, my dad has one. He doesn't use it any more, I imagine, but I saw it hiding at the back of a cupboard once.
On the other side of the river.