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I dunno. Probably bad things, I guess. Am I supposed to try and extract some kind of nuanced meaning from them?
Because I'm not leaving the building again today, so I don't need to be wearing any.
Extremely badly.
Purple!
Flesh, unfortunately.
Next to the castle. It's pretty cool.
...said someone on the Titanic, I hope.
My mum.
Probably not very long. I get thirsty real easily.
At the shop up the road. I did get some carrots from the market near college once. They were not okay.
"Since I Left You" by The Avalanches
Music, honest.
I could probably manage an entire foot. I'm not prepared to try right now, though.
Um, obviously?
Sometimes. A couple of weeks back I ran along the riverfront pretending I was being chased by a hideous monster. It was fun.
I've been trying to even up my beard recently, though I don't think that was the answer you were looking for.
I just tried to toss my eraser from one hand to the other and failed. So no, then.
Zero, apparently.
About a quarter to six.
AB, if memory serves.