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This is distress log #1

I have had some sleep. I have a small handful of regrets (mostly say nasty things to my good friend Sruixan). I'm still kind of tired but I'm gonna try and solve some more rules. Thus far I've just been automating my spreadsheet to autocount the PPSSOR and autoformat the first two columns. This is a productive use of my time.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I may have laughed too much at "distress log", and I don't think anything you said last night was unjustified, honestly...

Sty I deep a moors chillloss in almost floor

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can i pass a lemon ballistae

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