Post making contest 2.0

Nop, I knop

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Now I know a chips

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my abs cent bop bop

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no ho mo

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Now, I knew not how one & one = 2

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333 1 4444 1 55555 999999999

This post breaks rules 4 and 5, though in terms of passing 3 I'd very much rather it didn't.

Aegilops

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yikes

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5 whilst being factually accurate.